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'''102 Dálmatas''' (en [[idioma inglés|inglés]]: ''102 Dalmatians'') es una [[película]] [[Estados Unidos|estadounidense]] del año [[2000]]. Secuela de la película [[101 Dalmatians (1996)|101 dálmatas: ¡Más vivos que nunca!]]. |
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| name = Underdog |
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| image = Underdog.jpg |
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| director = [[Epic fail|A person that makes sucky movies]] known as [[Raja Gosnell]] |
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| producer = [[Barney Hitler]]<br>[[Adolf Hitler]]<br>[[Barney Frank|Barney the Dinosaur]]<br>[[Joseph Stalin]]<br>[[Jerry Bruckheimer]] so high on [[marijuana]] that he watched Barney for 24 hours straight before agreeing to produce this film. |
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| writer = [[Uwe Boll|Sucky Suckson]]<br>[[n00b|A preschooler on snack break]]<br>[[Micheal Jackson]]<br>[[The Goodies|Bill Oddie]]<br>[[Billy Mays]]<br>[[Monkey]]s who do not yet know Shakespeare |
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| starring = [[Underdog]]<br />[[some retarded kid]]<br />[[Riff-Raff]] |
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| music = A pile of Top 40 songs, boiled and pressed from their original horrid state into the most unbearable thing imaganationable |
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| cinematography = [[Phil Collins]] |
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| editing = [[Animaniacs|Slappy Squirrel]] |
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| distributor = [[Walt Disney]]'s [[Hamas|evil twin]] (my butt in other countries) |
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| released = [[August]] [[Sucks]], [[2007]] |
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| runtime = 91200 years in Hell |
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| country = [[Concentration camp|The land of suckyness, and pain]] |
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| language = [[Suck]][[y]]<br>[[Suck]][[ish]] |
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| budget = 800 Trillion Dollars and a Child's Soul |
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| gross = $0 (HUGE bomb!) |
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| website = http://foxnews.com/ |
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| followed_by = Oh, God, PLEASE! NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE SUCKAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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}} |
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'''''Underdog''''' is a film that really sucks and release on [[August]] [[Sucks]], [[2007]] featuring the [[Underdog|equally sucky dog of the same name]]. Several other characters suck, though it is unclear whether other suckiness exist. It is produced by [[Suckily Bad Entertainment]] and [[The Place that makes idiotic movies]] and is distributed theatrically in the [[Epic fail|United States]] by [[20th Century Fox]] under the disguise "The Walt Disney Company", something they later did with 2009's [[G-Force|G-Farce]]. The retarded dog is played by a real retarded dog with [[suck-o-vision]] (SOV) "enhancements". The movie started sucking in March 2006. This film is specifically based on the lame tv show. |
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== Argumento == |
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In case you don't know, this movie sucks. It's also rated RR for really retarded. The taglines were, "To [[The Secret of NIMH|kill innocent rats in the ruff house]]" and "There's plenty of need to fear: Underdog is here!" (or alternately, "TV remake hackers are near!") Trust me the plot is shit. It should have been called ''Undersuck''. |
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Tres años despues de que Cruella De Vil fue arrestadaa, ella sale muy mejorada gracias a un tratamiento de choque mediante relojes y campanadas. Le conceden la libertad condicional, pero su agente, Chloe Simmons, no está muy segura de las acciones de Cruella. Mientras, Cruella, paga con su dinero la cuantiosa suma que necesita una perrera dirigida por Kevin Sheperd. En una visita a su agente Cruella oye las campanas del Big Ben de Londres, lo cual, desestabiliza su mente y con la ayuda de Alonzo, su mayordomo, saca sus pieles del olvido y también su interés por los perros dálmata. Se alía con el peletero francés Jean-Pierre Le Pelt, para crear un abrigo de dálmata perfecto y viajan a Francia para ello. Pero en Francia y con la ayuda de Alonzo, Chloe y Kevin, la policía captura a los diseñadores y vuelven a la cárcel y mientras tanto un perrito de los 102 se va por una aventura |
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== Elenco == |
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*[[Glenn Close]]: Cruella De Vil |
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The plot goes like this: |
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*[[Gerard Depardieu]]: Jean-Pierre Le Pelt |
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*[[Ioan Gruffudd]]: Kevin Sheperd |
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*[[Alice Evans]]: Chloe Simmons |
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*[[Tim McInnerny]]: Alonzo |
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== Curiosidades == |
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Some retarded plotpoint gives an ordinary beagle named Underdog (voiced by some retarded dude) uber-awesumz superpowers, including suck-o-vision. or the ability to make a really bad movie, like the one I am decribing now. He is soon befriended and adopted by a retarded 12-year-old boy named Jack b([[cat]]). The two develop an even greater bond when they start to discover more about being stupid. Underdog thus changes his name to UnderDog Stupid. Dressed in his very own bizzare tux, Underdog flies over the town and kills everyone. When the nice, old lady Riff-Raff ([[Peter Dinklage]]) and his happy grandchildren The [[Spirit Squad]] threaten to give everybody cookies, UnderDog Stupid, truly “man’s most retarded dog” may be the old lady's only hope. |
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*El automòvil de Cruella De Vil es un [[Panther De Ville]]. |
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== Premios == |
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Also, there was a '''ham in a pile of unsolved crimes boxes'''! If that isn't stupid, then I don't know what is. If I could, I would make that censered due to spoilers, and suckiness. |
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=== Premios Oscar === |
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*Nominación al mejor vestuario para Anthony Powell |
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=== Satellite Awards === |
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*Nominación a la mejor actriz para [[Glenn Close]]. |
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== Véase también == |
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[[102 Dálmatas: Cachorros al rescate]] |
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The cast sucks |
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[[Categoría:Películas de Estados Unidos]] |
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== Visual effects == |
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[[Categoría:Películas de 2000]] |
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They suck too |
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[[bg:102 далматинци]] |
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== Merchandise == |
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[[cy:102 Dalmatians]] |
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Sucks. SO. BADLY. |
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[[de:102 Dalmatiner]] |
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[[el:Τα 102 Σκυλιά της Δαλματίας]] |
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== More about why this movie sucks so bad == |
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[[en:102 Dalmatians]] |
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This movie is not JUST merely a piece of crap. It's a steaming pile of DOG DROPPINGS! It resembles the TV series in name only, even though they almost got it right with Simon and Cad. |
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[[fi:102 dalmatialaista]] |
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[[fr:102 Dalmatiens]] |
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You want to know what the worst part of this movie was? The soundtrack! THEY DO THE UNDERDOG THEME SONG TO RAP! (read that with a silent "C" at the beginning)! Great, now that we are going to destroy something, let's go all the way. I mean, this... piece of trash, it's underdone, it's terribad, Terribad, the whirring sound is Walt spinning in his grave! Overall, the people that made / liked this movie are smoking [[crack]]! Enough said. |
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[[id:102 Dalmatians]] |
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[[it:La carica dei 102 - Un nuovo colpo di coda]] |
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== External stinks == |
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[[ja:102 (映画)]] |
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* [http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809426137/video/3024091/;_ylt=AjYeiwCXKpIyAF92HCguCRtfVXcA Teaser Trailers of doom! Warning: May ruin lives, and/or cause mass suicuide or suicuidal thoughs] |
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* [http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/3941/notes.pdf About the Sucking, or production, for those who don't see how bad this movie is] |
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Revisión del 02:08 8 nov 2009
102 Dálmatas (en inglés: 102 Dalmatians) es una película estadounidense del año 2000. Secuela de la película 101 dálmatas: ¡Más vivos que nunca!.
Argumento
Tres años despues de que Cruella De Vil fue arrestadaa, ella sale muy mejorada gracias a un tratamiento de choque mediante relojes y campanadas. Le conceden la libertad condicional, pero su agente, Chloe Simmons, no está muy segura de las acciones de Cruella. Mientras, Cruella, paga con su dinero la cuantiosa suma que necesita una perrera dirigida por Kevin Sheperd. En una visita a su agente Cruella oye las campanas del Big Ben de Londres, lo cual, desestabiliza su mente y con la ayuda de Alonzo, su mayordomo, saca sus pieles del olvido y también su interés por los perros dálmata. Se alía con el peletero francés Jean-Pierre Le Pelt, para crear un abrigo de dálmata perfecto y viajan a Francia para ello. Pero en Francia y con la ayuda de Alonzo, Chloe y Kevin, la policía captura a los diseñadores y vuelven a la cárcel y mientras tanto un perrito de los 102 se va por una aventura
Elenco
- Glenn Close: Cruella De Vil
- Gerard Depardieu: Jean-Pierre Le Pelt
- Ioan Gruffudd: Kevin Sheperd
- Alice Evans: Chloe Simmons
- Tim McInnerny: Alonzo
Curiosidades
- El automòvil de Cruella De Vil es un Panther De Ville.
Premios
Premios Oscar
- Nominación al mejor vestuario para Anthony Powell
Satellite Awards
- Nominación a la mejor actriz para Glenn Close.