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| name = Underdog |
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| image = Underdog.jpg |
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| director = [[Epic fail|A person that makes sucky movies]] known as [[Raja Gosnell]] |
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| producer = [[Barney Hitler]]<br>[[Adolf Hitler]]<br>[[Barney Frank|Barney the Dinosaur]]<br>[[Joseph Stalin]]<br>[[Jerry Bruckheimer]] so high on [[marijuana]] that he watched Barney for 24 hours straight before agreeing to produce this film. |
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| writer = [[Uwe Boll|Sucky Suckson]]<br>[[n00b|A preschooler on snack break]]<br>[[Micheal Jackson]]<br>[[The Goodies|Bill Oddie]]<br>[[Billy Mays]]<br>[[Monkey]]s who do not yet know Shakespeare |
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| starring = [[Underdog]]<br />[[some retarded kid]]<br />[[Riff-Raff]] |
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| music = A pile of Top 40 songs, boiled and pressed from their original horrid state into the most unbearable thing imaganationable |
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| cinematography = [[Phil Collins]] |
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| editing = [[Animaniacs|Slappy Squirrel]] |
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| distributor = [[Walt Disney]]'s [[Hamas|evil twin]] (my butt in other countries) |
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| released = [[August]] [[Sucks]], [[2007]] |
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| runtime = 91200 years in Hell |
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| country = [[Concentration camp|The land of suckyness, and pain]] |
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| language = [[Suck]][[y]]<br>[[Suck]][[ish]] |
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| budget = 800 Trillion Dollars and a Child's Soul |
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| gross = $0 (HUGE bomb!) |
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| website = http://foxnews.com/ |
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| followed_by = Oh, God, PLEASE! NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE SUCKAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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'''''Underdog''''' is a film that really sucks and release on [[August]] [[Sucks]], [[2007]] featuring the [[Underdog|equally sucky dog of the same name]]. Several other characters suck, though it is unclear whether other suckiness exist. It is produced by [[Suckily Bad Entertainment]] and [[The Place that makes idiotic movies]] and is distributed theatrically in the [[Epic fail|United States]] by [[20th Century Fox]] under the disguise "The Walt Disney Company", something they later did with 2009's [[G-Force|G-Farce]]. The retarded dog is played by a real retarded dog with [[suck-o-vision]] (SOV) "enhancements". The movie started sucking in March 2006. This film is specifically based on the lame tv show. |
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In case you don't know, this movie sucks. It's also rated RR for really retarded. The taglines were, "To [[The Secret of NIMH|kill innocent rats in the ruff house]]" and "There's plenty of need to fear: Underdog is here!" (or alternately, "TV remake hackers are near!") Trust me the plot is shit. It should have been called ''Undersuck''. |
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== Plot == |
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The plot goes like this: |
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Some retarded plotpoint gives an ordinary beagle named Underdog (voiced by some retarded dude) uber-awesumz superpowers, including suck-o-vision. or the ability to make a really bad movie, like the one I am decribing now. He is soon befriended and adopted by a retarded 12-year-old boy named Jack b([[cat]]). The two develop an even greater bond when they start to discover more about being stupid. Underdog thus changes his name to UnderDog Stupid. Dressed in his very own bizzare tux, Underdog flies over the town and kills everyone. When the nice, old lady Riff-Raff ([[Peter Dinklage]]) and his happy grandchildren The [[Spirit Squad]] threaten to give everybody cookies, UnderDog Stupid, truly “man’s most retarded dog” may be the old lady's only hope. |
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Also, there was a '''ham in a pile of unsolved crimes boxes'''! If that isn't stupid, then I don't know what is. If I could, I would make that censered due to spoilers, and suckiness. |
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== Cast == |
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The cast sucks |
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== Visual effects == |
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They suck too |
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== Merchandise == |
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Sucks. SO. BADLY. |
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== More about why this movie sucks so bad == |
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This movie is not JUST merely a piece of crap. It's a steaming pile of DOG DROPPINGS! It resembles the TV series in name only, even though they almost got it right with Simon and Cad. |
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You want to know what the worst part of this movie was? The soundtrack! THEY DO THE UNDERDOG THEME SONG TO RAP! (read that with a silent "C" at the beginning)! Great, now that we are going to destroy something, let's go all the way. I mean, this... piece of trash, it's underdone, it's terribad, Terribad, the whirring sound is Walt spinning in his grave! Overall, the people that made / liked this movie are smoking [[crack]]! Enough said. |
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== External stinks == |
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* [http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809426137/video/3024091/;_ylt=AjYeiwCXKpIyAF92HCguCRtfVXcA Teaser Trailers of doom! Warning: May ruin lives, and/or cause mass suicuide or suicuidal thoughs] |
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* [http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/3941/notes.pdf About the Sucking, or production, for those who don't see how bad this movie is] |
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[[Category:Evil]] |
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[[Category:Films]] |
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[[Category:Movies]] |
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[[Category:Disney films]] |
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[[Category:Things not to Google]] |
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[[Category:Films directed by Raja Gosnell]] |
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